what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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