if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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