I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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