Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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