You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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