I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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