didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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