i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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