Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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