There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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