it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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