Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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