how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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