That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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