my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Two words: nipple clamps
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