I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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