no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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