one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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