Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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