Your tits are I can't wait for
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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