Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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