So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
