wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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