everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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