When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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