We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I wish there were birth control emojis
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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