Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She bit a glass in half.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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