i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I deserve this hangover.
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