i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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