A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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