I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
