We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
