I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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