just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Randomize
