I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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