I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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