If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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