these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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