I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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