I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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