So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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