yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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