Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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