my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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