When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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