Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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