If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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