I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He kissed a someone with a penis
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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