never play flip cup with pint glasses
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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