the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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