BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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