I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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