just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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